I reached home and saw maya busier than ever...
I asked-hmm...festivity already started...nice....so what you made today?
maya-I already had food!heat the food in microwave ,I am going to sleep!
me-???? what happened?u angry ?(i was anticipating this as i promised her to take to lake district but,in winter every damn place in Uk looks the same...white!cold!dry!)
maya-na!have to get up early!
me-????but,karvachauth was in october!ah....got it!finally you agreed on exercising!
maya-what?no!am i fat?
me-no sweet heart...but,it will keep you fit!(now ,what was i suppose to tell?that i can make tent outa her dress?!)
maya-hmmm...whatever!i have to get up at 2 and be in line!
me-what line?u cant vote here sweet heart...we dnt have UK visa!
maya-o plz!you think i am dumb?!why you think you are the Einstein?!
me-no honey!i never mean that!but,i fail to understand...plz tell me(ofcourse,i never wanted to hear but,do i have any choice after making her angry?!)
maya-i have to stand in Harrod's line.It's their boxing day sale tomorrow!
me-What,harrods?!Are you out of your mind?Its the most expesive shop!You know we are on budget!
maya-o plz!i am nt asking from ya!i have saved up some and gonna buy the LOUIS VUITTON 890 bag and a Gucci watch!
me-ha ha!a bag and a watch?!u should have told me earlier....i freaked out for no reason....i could have bought it without sale!
maya-do u knw what is the cost of those without sale?
me-its a bag and a watch how expensive could it be?!
maya-total would cost you arnd £2000 or more!
me-what?y u r buying then!u can buy atleast 20 bags and 15 watches in that money and y u need them?u already have many!
maya-no!i dnt have any good purse to go in party or nice place!
me-maya u r getting less of an Indian gradually!i ll get you good purses from India!Be Indian buy Indian(i was hoping to emotionally blackmail her and make her nt to do this craziness)
maya-O plz...i dnt wanna have the chinese immitations or the jholas!nt this time...u pull me down always!
me-no dear,i would never do that but,its so chilly outside and train wouldnt be working!
maya-ppl are coming from ouside the country and u r talking abt train!u gonna come with me!
me-me?ahh...even if i come..how u gonna make it to the LV counter...wouldnt it be too crowded if ppl r coming frm outside!
maya-i knw...and i have a plan!I ll reach there by 4 and then the moment shop opens i ll run to the LV counter which is on the left of the no.3 gate!and then i ll move it to the 2nd floor fast and go the far right where gucci watch section is...see i have the map of the harrods and i already visited day before i anyways remeber the layout!and,u thought i was dumb!
me-what i gonna do?!wait ouside?
maya-no silly!u can go buy your MAC book which u wanted !
me-oh..they keep gazets too?They r also on sale?(wow!atleast i would get something outta this excruciation...ah MAC...finally my collection of apple gonna be complete)
maya-ya they have started that but,dnt have much off on that!
me-fine!i ll do it for ya!i ll put the alarm!:)
