BTM aka Behanji turned Mode(modern)

Me-hey man!check out 'the totta' at 9 O'clock!
Honey-hmmm .....7!
Me-plz you gotta give her atleast 8 and half!
Honey looked her again-hmm chal mandwali....7.75 and that the max.....i think you haven't seen the 10!
Me-whatever man!ohh....wait, i think.... i knw her!
Honey-ha ha...dude its now an old trick.....she sin't gonna believe you are blah blah uncle's son or her frends's brother ...! If you want to talk then,manup! go ask her staright away!
Me-oh no yar!i think she is Lata!
Honey-o puuuhhlease....that aunty!!.....but,now that you said that let me check again....however, its against my ladki patao rule....holyy crap!!!! yess!!!ts Lata but she is looking beautiful!Ithink she is the beautiful twin sis of the ugly chick!
Me-nah....chal we ll place the bet....500 bucks....I say its lata....you says she ain't!
Honey-done!but,how we gonna do it....dude i don't wanna give her the wrong impression that i m even a bit interested in her.

honey-chal phattu!u dnt have guts!

I saw walking past samaira and called her!

Me-hey sam!how are ya babes?where to?
Sam-How many times i told you i hate the name...its reminds me of The F&^king Uncle sam of America!
Me-Don't take a piss dear!just we placed a bet that the girl standing there is lata or not!
Sam-Ahh...you and your dumb bets....which chick you are talking abt?
Me-the one wearing tha blue top standing beside sandeep!
Sam-hmm....oh that bitch!ya she is lata!
Me-why are you abusing her!did she harm ya or did something to you!
Sam-Nah but, i hate such hypocritical bitches!i feel like kicking their arses!
Me-y you are taking it so personally!i m pretty sure she would have done something!
Sam-nah....i knw this crazy bitch...initially when she came to the campus use to wear salwar kurta...and that too full length...now see the halter she is wearing...bitch!
Me-stop swearing!!!she is a human too!!when she would have seen you ppl being all hepp and smart she would have felt the need to be in line!
Sam-huh,in line my foot!earlier...o plz!whenever we asked she would say-i cant go to movies...girl from good homes do not go that time...bf...o god no!my parents would kill me and all that crazy shit!
Me-time changes sam!
Sam-i knw!but they should undrstand it...now when they dnt get a bakra then they come on all these sluty things......earlier she use to be all pooja path....now i bet she would be worshiping Paris Hilton!
Me-ahh....i guess she would have realised that...jo dikhta hai wo bikta hai!
Sam-watever dude!i hate them ....filthy bitch!!!
Me-wat you say honey?wats your stand?
Honey-i dnt care dude....i m gonna ask her out....i like such females......they are like coconuts....sexy....be watever the reason...outside! and homely inside!and i guess most of the Indian males like such Bitches only .After all ,most of the men are BTM as well.(bhaiya turn Michael jakcson)