Tuesday 5 July 2011

Office Office!


Manager-what the F**k you think you are doing?

Assistant- I am making the presentation sir!

Manager-how stupid you think I am?!

Assistant-????

manager-yeah,you are mostly on Facebook,twitter all day.you could have done all the work in once and in one hour.

Assistant-OK,and then what should I have done?!

Manager-Then you could have asked for more work.you r such an irresponsible person!ppl like you waste the company resources on nothing.you kind are the number one reason for the less productivity of nation.

Assistant-hmmm...so let me get this straight.I should have done the presentation and have come to you for more shitty work?!

Manager(startled over the reaction,took a while to respond) -come again!

Assistant-yeah ...you heard me....you want me to do all your shitty work so that you can take credit for my hard-work?

Manager-what are you saying? I have never done that.

Assistant- O plz...its universal and you are no exception!you also know that high grade work goes to you kinda ppl .who have 'experience'and we are made to sit on the bench and been handed all the crappy work till you go up or other leaves.

Manager-It's not true.you need to have ground experience before you move ahead or start working at top.

Asst-ground exp my foot!The so called 'work'you have given me can be performed by any 12th grade kid.But, you need a polished ,tired donkey to lay ur crappy work on whose only dream to become anything(be entrepreneur,scientist,painter,historian,civil servant etc)shattered the day he signed on employement agreement.

Manager-It's not my fault.Its the way organisation is designed.

Asst-yeah ...yeah....you think i am jack ass and knw nothing?!I havent done mba for nothing.I know the f***ing organisation and way around.

Manager-So ,you must be knowing the rules..the ethics!

Assistant-'ethics ' you must be kidding right?!whats ethical about making money out of needy ones(service industry),exploiting earth.

Manager-This is the way world works.

Asst-ha ha ha...you know I feel there's no difference between you and the politicians.

Manager-Don't abuse me.I am no where near to those criminals.

Assistant-Deny all you want but,the only difference is the degree you manipulate,terrorise,enslave others.They do it in name of power,money,religion,caste...and so do you....may be the later two are not that important but first two are.

Manager-No body else has this 'vision' Mr. Roy.(sarcastically)you should have gone and joined some youth group and marched against all what you don't like.

Assistant-seriously?!you are saying that you never had this feeling when you joined?!but,yes...now you are at the higher rank and hold the power and want to make suffer others ,the way you did!
The only difference between you and me is voice.You thought you, didn't had the voice and get revenge when time comes.I just can't keep my thought entombed in my mind and speak up.

Manager-You are going way beyond your reach Mr. Roy.You can leave if you wish to.

Assistant-yeah,I quit!Best of luck for getting another ass .I knw the position I filled was empty for 3 months.


The manager (Danish)woke up all drenched in sweat....it was so real.....sometimes there seems to be a fine line between reality and dream.

Next morning Danish went to office saw Mr.Roy browsing through sites but didn't interfere..

Danish-Roy have you done the presentation ?

Roy-it will take 5 more min.

Danish-sure ,do it quick...meeting is in 1 hr!




2 comments:

  1. Interesting! Liked the humor although its true that theres no substitue for qualification or Experience.

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  2. hahaha...gud one.. but we did not need "*"
    ;)

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