Oh boy...It been a long time since I was in this bottle….thanx gal u freed me!!
Neena-????!!!!!!
Genie-o silly girl, I am a genie of this bottle and you freed me.
Neena- Am I dreaming? Is it any kind of joke? I m already bugged to the core...Don’t push me to the edge!
Genie-as you say but, I know I can assure you...you are not dreaming…let me pinch you!!
Neena-ouch! It hurts. O yes! It’s not a dream. Buttt…Buttt..But…are genies real…aren’t they suppose to be in fairy tales?
Genie-you can find god if you want to! I am a simple genie dear! What year it is???Where am I?
Neena-oh...it 2010 and you are on earth!!!
Genie-hmm...plz give me a moment to update myself…. (Sat in rishi muni style and started chanting)
After 10 min….
Genie- yes, tell me neena what’s up???
Neena- how do you know my name and you speak English?
Genie-silly gal, I can speak any language. After all, I am a genie!Now, as u freed me, it’s my duty to fulfil your one wish.
Neena-only one (sad)!!
Genie-what you expect in this century…there is inflation in everything and you know the supply demand theory right!!!I am granting you one wish, take it or leave it; and yes, you can’t get more wishes out of it! Don’t think I am as stupid as my predecessors. I am updated version genie 9.09 so, don’t you u get smart with me!
Neena-Can you please let me think?! I will take a while.
Brooding and strolling …
Neena-would be my stalker?
Genie-you are a strange lady. Y you want me to be your stalker? You can ask for anything in this world.
Neena-I know but, this is one thing I been wanting for a while and other things, I will earn myself.This is the only thing I can’t earn!!!
Genie-But, y you want me to be your stalker? Y you want a stalker at first place?
Neena-I know you must be thinking what in the world I m saying but, you see stalker are the prettiest of all kind of species in human. He is like the `Menaka’ who is God sent to save God from the `Vishwamitra’. ..Does things, takes blame and leaves without a trace. Now modern example, Raina was hardly a creeping worm in the class but, now she is the biggest celebrity in the college. She was not even the miss fresher coz it was Nishi and neither had she topped the class like me but, no one seems to care. Y would? She got a stalker in her kitty and made her the most popular freshie in the campus. Everyone talks about her and take her in new perspective. As if, all of a sudden ‘Rakhi’ started ‘Swayambar’.
Genie-I see but, then y don’t you want to be more beautiful so that, everyone would talk about you.
Neena- I want 2 be myself and to be talk of the town. I am not ashamed of my self! I just don’t know what she has and I don’t? Having a stalker, really boost your confidence and ego you know!!
Genie-hmm…strange but seems you have IC (identity crisis) .Have u considered a psychiatrist?
Neena-you are not supposed to mock me ok! You need a little more perspective dude. You are upgraded version but , still seem to have developing brain and heart!!
Genie-you don’t have to be demeaning me. It’s your stupid idea of having stalker as a panacea!
Neena- Panacea?!Ya! I think he is ….every problem that I m having can be solved by this angel.
Genie- Angel?! he he…seriously u seems from different world!
Neena-you are really like others and only see the flip side of such an amazing gift!! Let me tell u that there are more upsides of having a stalker.
Genie-how?
Neena- dude! There are end no. of advantages of having a stalker. It goes as follow
Generic-
1. It would give more business telephone companies.
2. Again, gives more business to flower and card companies(I strongly think ,they should give discounts to such ppl)
3. Our dear police would have something light to do. It would be kind of brisk walking for them before the actual exercise.
Personal-
1. It would make me feel important and wanted hence, make me more confident.
2. It would make me famous and everyone but everyone would talk about me.
3. My boy friend would love me more and would care about me more.
4. Both my working parents, would take time for me and they will realise how precious I m for them.
5. I will get more attention, money and other commodities from my parents than my siblings.
6. in case I m alone, I would be safe as I would know someone is watching me.
7. I will get a friend who cares all about me.
8. I would focus more on studies at the spotlight would be on me.
Genie- what about the poor guy from whom u would be extracting such amount of profit. He will be doomed.
Neena- Dude, I respect them but, aren’t they suppose to be like catalyst that accelerate the reaction but do not actually take part in it? Have you ever heard of a gal falling for a stalker? So?! May their soul rest in peace but, what can I do about them.
Genie-you r so stupid!
Neena- I didn’t ask for your opinion. I asked u to be my stalker and, if you can’t do that then simply grant me one and leave.
Genie-ok I m leaving but, without granting your wish.you wrongly perceived me dear.i m more humane than you .I can’t make that poor stalker be a guinea pig.
Neena- O please... He is the only hope. Please...I am sorry….I didn’t mean that.
Genie-The damage is done and in this democratic country I am free and not your slave. It’s my wish to not grant u your wish.bbye….take care
Neena- o please genie...please I beg u …please…grant me this one ….please…
Oh he is gone (disbelief)…o god!!!!(Looking at sky) Please ask genie to grant me the stalker!
Oh Stalker…the God sent why not me!!!
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